Friday, 21 November 2025 | 2:49 AM

Went out with best friend for a beer, came back for dinner, but the beers were four, each. I had dinner and straight to bed. It’s 2:49 AM, now I’m texting my friend ‘shitting badly’. Indeed. My bowels are upside down

Monday, 17 November 2025 | 9:47 AM

Just a few hours ago, I rated my morning shit 6/10. It was sticky but pretty much inconsistent. Just didn’t align with that heavy ‘melanzane alla parmigiana’ I ate for dinner. Now, NOW I GET IT. Not even 10 minutes had passed, and my farts were...