Trying to squeeze my poop out. The thing is I have no time, I have a flight to catch! Hope I will be arrived already when I will feel the urge to go again….
Author Archives: theshytird
Monday, 18 September 2023 | 02:54 PM
Good ol’ turd. Turd in the hole! Shit is shitless Btw, Taking a shit after lunch is somehow weird
Monday, 18 September 2023 | 07:40 AM
I’ve been feeling quite burdened for an entire week, though I couldn’t stop eating much. Here starts a new week. Let’s shiiiiit! Then I’ll try not to eat much 😂
Saturday, 16 September 2023 | 02:56 PM
These last few days I’ve been feeling very burdened. I feel plenty of shit inside me. I keep expelling just a few turds every morning, yet I still feel there’s one more. One by one, the unexploited pieces of shit are piling up inside me. In the end, I think I will just explode…
Saturdsy, 16 September 2023 | 09:20 AM
A single drop, on a Saturday, means a lot. Turds are pretty annoying during the weekends
Friday, 15 September 2023 | 08:54 AM
This morning no shit happen to get out of my arsehole
Being a leader…
Do you see yourself as a leader? Sure! I lead my turds to the bottom of the toiler!
Thursday, 14 September 2023 | 08:03 AM
I’m having a little trouble taking a shit this morning. The thing is yesterday I ate too late for dinner, and this morning my bowels are not ready yet. They’re intermitting turds.
Wednesday, 13 September 2023 | 08:59 AM
Just a fee turds in the morning, keeps the doctor away. But, just so yourself a favour, keep him nearby, you’ll never know!
Tuesday, 12 September 2023 | 03:18 AM
Taking a shit, for the third time today.
Tuesday, 12 September 2023 | 08:35 AM
Weird dream tonight. I took a lot of shit at a party, but there were no toilet. Instead I was carrying all of my turds on my backpack. The last thing I remember, I was emptying them all counting them. There were kinda like 30 pieces. Perhaps cleaning my cat’s litter could be a littleContinue reading “Tuesday, 12 September 2023 | 08:35 AM”
Monday, 11 September 2023 | 08:43 AM
I guess this morning I have no time enough. I drop some turds, and that’s it. I’ll be waiting for the annoying rest for the whole day…
Sunday, 10 September 2023 | 08:51 AM
How come I start taking a shit only many minutes after I sat on the toilet? Didn’t I fart enough already?
Saturday, 9 September 2023 | 09:32 AM
Basically when you spend a Friday night drinking red wine, you spend the morning here: ON THE TOILET. And the shit is all so scented. Soo cool. Soo… DISGUSTING!
Being relaxed all the time
How do you relax? Sitting on the toilet and Taking a shit
Friday, 8 September 2023 | 08:23 AM
Gotta admit, this morning I thought it would have been easier to take a shit, instead I found myself in turmoiled constipation, with little bally turds been shot throughout my anus at speed. …..POP! like a cannonball!
Thursday, 7 September 2023 | 08:17 AM
Winey shit
Grudging
Are you holding a grudge? About? I should have gave more time to my bowels this morning… Now I’m holding hazardous farts at work 🥺
Wednesday, 6 September 2023 | 07:05 AM
So, after two hours awake, here comes another little turd…. The thing is, I’d need some serious shit here! C’mon!
Wednesday, 6 September 2023 | 05:23 AM
I am an utter idiot. I took the rational decision to drink alcohol only on weekends, not because I have an addiction, it’s just a matter of health. The hangover is something my body can’t just cope with, especially with beer. It’s pretty clear, I spoiled my swear. It was lunch break with my colleagues,Continue reading “Wednesday, 6 September 2023 | 05:23 AM”
Tuesday, 5 September 2023 | 08:19 AM
Not so fast shit
Monday, 4 September 2023 | 09:32 PM
I had just started to warm up at the gym, when at first squat I realised I NEEDED A SHIT. This happened two hours ago. In the meanwhile I climbed and stretched and suffered a lot, struggling to keep that thing inside me. Finally, I am now home, freely taking the shit I deserved.
Monday, 4 September 2023 | 02:31 PM
Another turd after lunch. A long long tuuurd
Monday, 4 September 2023 | 08:16 AM
Monday, the week so far, so good. A decent amount of poop
The true Joy
What brings a tear of joy to your eye? That little turd laying on the bottom of my toilet, after a long straining session in constipation times
Sunday, 3 September 2023 | 04:51 PM
Right after lunch I had a webmeeting. Right after lunch I needed a shit. Right in the middle of the meeting I took a shit. Lol
Why I do this
Why do you blog? To keep track of how much shit do I make.
Sunday, 3 September 2023 | 10:00 AM
And another soft shit has smoothly gone
Saturday, 2 September 2023 | 10:22 AM
One day to go, I’ll go back to work. Somehow I feel like I’m looking forward to it. I’ll have my routine back, waking up early, having breakfast, taking a shit, exact, on time. 10:20 is quite a bit too further. Still drowsy, low energy… it’s all a matter of taking a shit in theContinue reading “Saturday, 2 September 2023 | 10:22 AM”
Feeling good
How are you feeling right now? I am overwhelmed by the amount of shit I’m dealing with. I mean, literally, on the toilet, a lot of crap I wasn’t able to deploy yesterday. …and I’m feeling good!
the Shy Tird 