Friday, 18 November 2022 | 05:37 PM

Omg, I ate Lebanese food for lunch, and I still haven’t digested it. I don’t understand, there must be something wrong. Also because I am farting all day long, yet still the only shit I am making is two useless tirds. ☹️

Friday, 18 November 2022 | 08:25 AM

New day, new place. I am now in Luxembourg at my friend’s. Every turd I am crafting contains only French dump, result of what I’ve been eating in Paris! I hope my friend doesn’t get a fine for international chemical attack…

Thursday, 17 November 2022 | 07:36 AM

My belly’s bloating with not-so-fresh air. Now I am trying to expel it, but it’s interrupted by a lot of pieces of art. Yes, my very own art products. Shit.