Author Archives: theshytird

Sunday, 28 January 2024 | 6:10 PM

You know when you sincerely ate too much for days, spicy things, untrustworthy things, bad things, even good stuff but in the cauldron is just worsening the situation. I am now experiencing the aftermath, bad diarrhoea in public Primark With everything you can imagine as icing on the cake, This post should have described justContinue reading “Sunday, 28 January 2024 | 6:10 PM”

Friday, 26 January 2024 | 08:18 AM

Having the cat litter right next to my toilet is funny, because many times it’s me and my cat taking a shit next to each other. Funny, yeah, cool. Except when she takes these huge reeky turds, like right now. It’s like Leonardo’s stink bomb I could die!!

Thursday, 25 January 2024 | 02:21 AM

Yesterday, I’ve spent my day taking shits, at the office, at home. I also took a lot of farts, at the office, at home, in my bed. I am now awake, and my bowels hurt a lot. Am constipated, but at the same time I feel my bowels bloating, full of crap. I am inContinue reading “Thursday, 25 January 2024 | 02:21 AM”

Saturday, 20 January 2024 | 07:40 AM

Yesterday is been the first (hoping the last) Friday night drinking night. I met a friend who I didn’t see in months, and we drank one bottle white wine each, before dinner. I was broken already, then we went to sushi with our girlfriends and we took more wine. I had diarrhoea at the restaurant,Continue reading “Saturday, 20 January 2024 | 07:40 AM”

Friday, 19 January 2024 | 11:16 PM

You know, when it’s Friday, you drink and eat as nothing matters to you, and you end up shitting at you’re favourite Japanese restaurant, wishing you never drank so much Taking as much shit as you can

Friday, 19 January 2024 | 08:12 AM

A light shit, still making me light, less heavy. Heavy shit is relative. This amount for an elephant is ridiculous, this much from a turtle, would be definitely too much. For me, I’m satisfied. Long enough to give me autonomy for the rest of the day

Being a good leader

What makes a good leader? Surely enough, if you take bigger shit than others, then showing it to your people, you’re going to inspire them. Hence, making you their leader. This is certain.

Monday, 15 January 2024 | 07:50 AM

I had curry for dinner. Meaning, this morning I needed to get into bathroom ASAP! Of course my girlfriend was inside instead! I was panicking, jumping from one room to another to distract my body from the pain I was feeling. Pushing my turds up for as long as possible… As soon as she gotContinue reading “Monday, 15 January 2024 | 07:50 AM”