Author Archives: theshytird

Waaay too early in the morning, I have a flight to catch. But the thing is, I slept for maybe two hours, and now I have no strength at all for having a real shit. Only little farts keep sounding

You know, I am trying to become vegetarian – and it’s been difficult – and trying to reduce alcohol as well – even harder. I made it to 1-week streak, then I had a steak yesterday for dinner… and a couple of beers… Even though, it seems that the previous week brought some success… MyContinue reading “Thursday, 7 March 2024 | 08:15 AM”

Even if there’s more than one, one huge turd is enough to feel accomplished. Indeed, I am accomplished. Morning shit. DONE

I was just about to leave the office, when I realised I needed a poop, so I headed to the bathroom, I sat on my throne, and I did it! Another great diarrhoea at workplace!

This morning, a fair amount of shit got out of my belly. Yeah, nice This is the perfect way to start the day!

Shit! Many turds, but overall it’s just a few grams of shit

I start the say in constipation. FUCKING HATE THIS. I feel it inside! i feel it! But it just doesn’t get through! Must be because of that lemonade I drank yesterday…

Nice soft and smelly shit right after breakfast. I’d say, lovely

When I went to sleep yesterday, my belly hurt. I thought I would have end up taking a lot of difficult shit this morning, but instead, only a few soft skills Whatever…

Hahaha, I just sat on my white china throne to take a shit, and as soon as I drop my first bomb, my cat arrived and stole the paper. It was exhilarating, I took it back from her arms, and she escaped like she drawbacks from a battle, even shouting revenge hahahahah. In the meanwhile,Continue reading “Tuesday, 27 February 2024 | 08:15 AM”

Poorly made shit. Nah, Skip the day

My bowels are pretty much irritated. I went bouldering with my mates, and I felt needed a shit since the beginning. Had to hold it for like 7 hours… Now I’m finally home and… KABOOOOOM!

Uhm, weekend is always difficult for the shit. If I woke up early like during the week, my bowels would be relaxed and fit enough to be performative, but off course I need more sleep, hence I end up taking a late shit, when my bowels are keen no more… Farts though, are safe andContinue reading “Saturday, 24 February 2024 | 10:06 AM”

Idk what’s going on with my bowels lately. I have diarrhoea doesn’t matter what I eat. My colleagues are in a meeting right now, and I hope nobody hears my deafening farts 💥 Btw, I have a lot of work to do, and if I was alone right now, I would have taken my laptopContinue reading “Friday, 23 February 2024 | 03:40 PM”

At the office. On the toilet’s office. Guess doing what

Diarrhoea at work

Duh, a lots of farts, and just one useless poop

Always nice to arrive at the gym, and have a sudden diarrhoea… yeah, always nice…

A single hustle, a single drop, a single turd. Big, huge, turd. Good Morning

Let’s see, how much shit will I deploy this morning? Apparently, a fair amount. To be fair, it’s not much. Actually, I wish I did more 😦