Friday, 31 July 2026 | 9:15 AM

Today shit looked like goat’s turds. They were tons, but very little. Weird. Probably I should’t graze the grass anymore… lol

Thursday, 30 July 2026 | 8:08 AM

It’ s clear, pretty obvious ain’t it? To have a shit at midnight means I’m done for the rest of the day? But the morning! It’s the day after! Nothin. No shit. Even if I feel it!

Wednesday, 25 July 2026 | 10:10 PM

Ah! How beautiful! At the and of the day, after a long day of work, went to the beach with my gf, a beer at dusk, then a shared zoot to finish the day. Didn’t expect so but right before going to bed a shit attack exploded. It feels kind of a slow-mo diarrhoea. Idk,...

Wednesday, 29 July 2026 | 3:10 PM

Life’s a funny thing. Some weeks my bowels lock the doors for days. Others, like today, Pizza last night, and the days before that weren’t exactly clean living either. So obviously I’ve spent the whole day on the loo. A relatively normal one this morning. A little one...

Wednesday, 29 July 2026 | 8:39 AM

Yesterday I had pizza at my grandad’s. Every time he has dinner, he always brings fruit to the table, to be eaten afterwards. This is not something I’m used to. It actually makes me feel too full. But you know the saying… An apple a day leaves the doctor away… He eats...