Author Archives: theshytird

Saturday, 27 April 2024 | 08:28 AM

As I expected this morning I sit in constipation. Turds get out aimlessly, one by one, little by little as they’re little as a little pebble. Bonus: I washed my hair before taking a shit, so my shit session is gladden by water drops falling from my head randomly, they’re fresh and a little annoying,Continue reading “Saturday, 27 April 2024 | 08:28 AM”

Thursday, 25 April 2024 | 09:57 AM

Nice, taking shit this late time a day. I’m on a 2-day vacation plus weekend and I can now be relaxed enough to take as much shit as I want! Not much really, but hard, yeah, hard and soft at the same time! Soft relaxed hard life!

Tuesday, 23 April 2024 | 07:16 AM

Yesterday while pooping, I started wondering how my shit habits changed in these last few years. I’ve been running this weird blog for almost five years now, and it kind helps me remember what shitting was like. Frequent diarrhoeas, pain, constipation. It was somehow funny to write every kind of shit adventure, because each oneContinue reading “Tuesday, 23 April 2024 | 07:16 AM”

Sunday, 21 April 2024 | 07:20 AM

Ok then, stag party of a friend. Here I am on this hotel’s toilet, with just a couple of hours sleep, straining to have a shit. Why do I have ti strain though? It’s just a shit, and I even drank yesterday, so what the fuck? Why don’t I shit a lot all at once?Continue reading “Sunday, 21 April 2024 | 07:20 AM”

Wednesday, 17 April 2024 | 05:29 AM

Ok, I donated blood yesterday morning. I ate a lot. I’m always a lot hungry when I donate… You know, nutrients and stuff to be reintegrated…. I drank a lot of water too… and a couple of beers. Now, beers probably haven’t been the best idea, but I’ve also had a good Indian dinner. Fulfilling.Continue reading “Wednesday, 17 April 2024 | 05:29 AM”

Monday, 15 April 2024 | 08:45 AM

After 10-15 minutes of constipated Cuckoo turd, getting its head out and hiding back again, keeping pushing and pushing, it finally made its way out! Followed by its smaller brothers, looking more like a kind of gang protecting their boss. Btw everything was hard as metals

Saturday, 13 April 2024 | 05:36 AM

I don’t know what to say… Everything was going nicely, I only needed some more time to sleep for the whole week, and finally I could rest a little bit more on a Saturday. Nope, woke up at 04:40 sweating, my whole body telling me not to sleep, I couldn’t sleep at all indeed. What’sContinue reading “Saturday, 13 April 2024 | 05:36 AM”

Wednesday, 10 April 2024 | 09:33 PM

You know that classic moment when you’re at the gym and you desperately need a shit and you just fart and the smell si so terrible that you have to escape, pretending you did nothing…. Yeah…. just like that Luckily I’m now home, safe and SOUND! Yeah, more like a noise splashing and squirting toiletContinue reading “Wednesday, 10 April 2024 | 09:33 PM”

Tuesday, 9 April 2024 | 08:02 AM

Feels like my bowels forgot about yesterday’s constipation, and didn’t even try to recover the loss. Just normal turds this morning. Well ok, bat where did my turds go yesterday? Can’t they just evaporate! Can they??

Sunday, 7 April 2024 | 09:14 AM

Taking a shit this morning is being deeply painful. Deep, because bowels are deep inside. Bowels are also very long, and the pain spread all around. Luckily imma staying home all day, I will have my toilet right next to me… Diarrhoea makes the day

Friday, 5 April 2024 | 08:23 AM

Seems like these days I am not farting at all. This is well weird… I am used to fart alla around, whatever the time is, wherever I find myself at. Nope. None for three days in a row. Is it because I haven’t been drinking for one week? Is it because I am resting afterContinue reading “Friday, 5 April 2024 | 08:23 AM”