Author Archives: theshytird

Saturday, 18 May 2024 | 07:11 AM

Everything Everywhere All at Once seems a really cool film, but I haven’t see that yet. Instead, this sentence could serve as a very appropriate payoff of my shit life. Everything. Everywhere. All at once. I had to separate the three slight different concepts with a full stop, because it doesn’t happen all at once,Continue reading “Saturday, 18 May 2024 | 07:11 AM”

Friday, 17 May 2024 | 06:36 AM

I am not sleeping well these days, my mind is in a rush, plenty of new ideas and stimuli. I woke up at 5:00 AM and my mind started grinding. In almost two hours I used a lot od energy, so my bowels decided it was also time to take a shit. Here I am,Continue reading “Friday, 17 May 2024 | 06:36 AM”

Wednesday, 15 May 2024 | 08:22 AM

Even if I already know – Scientifically – it is always great to observe it again and again: When I drink more than a pint of beer, my next shit is messy and reeky. Uh, I also had a hamburger for dinner… might’ve push that a little further…

Tuesday, 14 May 2024 | 03:13 AM

Am on the toilet. My cat lying right next to me, she’s trying to sleep. Me? Trying to understand what’s going on with my bowels .-. I don’t understand what was it, the chickpeas I had for dinner, or the Gin&Tonic. What’s keeping me awake? 😦 Can’t sleep

Monday, 13 May 2024 | 09:31 PM

I made dinner. Was lively talking with my gf. Gotta shit. Gin tonic (accompanying our dinner kicked in). ‘Sorry! 5 minutes!’ I clicked on my Casio starting the timer. I sit, I push, I fart. I also take the shit. It only took 20 seconds. Why did I say 5 minutes then? Well… writing thisContinue reading “Monday, 13 May 2024 | 09:31 PM”

Monday, 13 May 2024 | 08:24 AM

The week begins perfectly when you spend your Sunday at home with your partner, go to sleep early, sleeping enough, waking up being relaxed, and plenty of energy. All of this is not enough, of you don’t take a shit! And I just did it! A loooong turd, expelled in 2,4 seconds. THE WEEK STARTSContinue reading “Monday, 13 May 2024 | 08:24 AM”

Saturday, 11 May 2024 | 10:00 AM

Birds fly high in the sky, and my shit gets down in the toilet. Lol. Yesterday evening went differently though… I went out at thai restaurant, but since I was out the whole day, I needed to deploy a few turds. I did it in their restroom, but the flush was not working fine… soContinue reading “Saturday, 11 May 2024 | 10:00 AM”

Tuesday, 7 May 2024 | 08:05 AM

Yesterday I had a sushi burrito for lunch, plenty of sauces, spicy, with fried prawns, for dinner I had a hamburger, yeah, and I had nightmares all night long. Some people could consume this kind of food every day at every time, but my body can’t. Yeah. Now I’m on the toilet, constipated. Cross 😡