Wednesday, 14 January 2026 | 8:25 AM

Uhm, I am utterly disappointed. Yesterday I started workouts again. My muscles are so weak and my body is so shaky at the moment, but I thought I would have been able to take the PERFECT shit! No. Just a little turdy turd. 🙁

Tuesday, 13 January 2026 | 7:25 AM

Today NIIIICE AND EEEEAASYYYY! I was approaching doing the dishes, when ai felt a spicy burden inside me, deep inside. So deep it almost went out. As I sat on the toilet, only 3 instants of a second passed, before disrupting the entire human race. Oh wait, no, just...

Monday, 12 January 2026 | 6:11 PM

I’ve been out all day. I was at a friend’s place: he lives in the countryside, on a small plot of land where he grows loads of fruit and vegetables, and works from there as a digital nomad. Such a cool project. The problem is… he doesn’t have a toilet yet. Normally I...

Monday, 12 January 2026 | 8:04 AM

The night was dark and full of terrors. I slept poorly and bad. At least, in the morning shit went out quickly, and it was all that I was expecting for the whole night, the beer fight