Sunday, 30 July 2023 | 03:26 PM

I spent the last three days organising and managing an event. I ate pizzas, meat, drank loads of water, but nope. I had no shit.

Just right now, my body probably thought ‘ok, ENOUGH!’ And I’m now trying to have a shit.

We’ve all been there, being away from home for some days, your arsehole has to become acquainted. But anybody has a limit. Three days of constipation is mine.

I am now feeling a little bit better. But still I have a lot to go through!

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