Friday, 28 February 2025 | 10:08 AM

MOOOOORE SHIIIIIIIIT! Am at the building site I’m managing. Today is busy, many workers here. Should be supervising them BUT… BUTT! Much shit from my arsehole Hope no shit happens in the meanwhile…

Friday, 28 February 2025 | 7:08 AM

Oh by the way, I’m back on the toilet. Got breakfast and wide awake now, and I’m ready to discharge whatever’s left of the pizza I ate for dinner.

Friday, 28 February 2025 | 6:25 AM

Got up, got straight to the toilet. My cat too. He’s been suffering severe diarrhoea for months, ever since we got him, and since he’s long furred, we need to cleanse his paws every shit he takes. Because, you know, he’s standing right there, and his...

Thursday, 27 February 2025 | 8:08 AM

At first, I felt like I desperately needed a shit. Urged my girlfriend to get out. Finally sat there, on my throne. Shit done. It took something that felt like 2 seconds. It didn’t even felt satisfying, or maybe I was just distracted.. Well, I sat there for ten...