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Just like everybody else’s shits, some of mine are just dumb. Dull. Dusty. No, not dusty, just DIRTY.

Not the healthier poop ever

I was happily wiping my arse up, when I realised I made no post. Shit! This holiday-mood is affecting even this. But I can’t forget! THE SHY TIRD DOESN’T HAVE VACATIONS!

Nice. Another Christmas passed by, The snow is not falling outside Under the Tree, same old stuff, My head snowing dandruff. My poetry smells badder than my shit.

Again. Fucking Christmas!

Another shit for this holy-day! I wish my work will be useful for research one day. Still, Happy Christmas! Btw, it’s creamy and winey

Slimy. Simple. Short. Both the post and my shat.

A rare winter day of sun. First beer at 10:30AM Loads after. Many until now. I complete my day taking a long nap shat.

After a two-hour lunch at nikkei restaurant I simply needed it. Shit it is. Smooth and ricey

There’s an interesting factor about my shitI always forgot to report, that is to say does it float? Yes it does, most of the times, like it does today. I believe it depends on the quantity of fibre within. Stay floating stay healthy!

I have a dream. I want to be recognised as the world’s most notable poop expert. I can make it. I know that.

Have you ever forgotten something really important? I just wiped my arse out with my bare finger. 🤫

Christmas is getting even closer and I still haven’t wrapped all my tirds up! My precious gifts for you all!

Sometimes my arse just surprises me. I just drop several marbles. It felt like having a machine gun instead of my butt.

I feel very sorry for all the constipated people in the world. It is bad bad affliction! We should all be able to sit and relax, plop and splash! I am having this meaningful though every morning I am having some trouble defecating. Luckily it got out eventually… EAT VEGGIES!

What do you do while taking a huge? I’m used to do every sort of things, only now I specialised at reporting my tirds falling. It is fun! Creepy as well, yet FUN! Every shit has greater meaning now! Nothing is WASTED!

Most of the times I just don’t have the time for an elaborate post.E ven if the shit session is great, that is not easy to comunicate. Btw, I drop 5 tirds in a row. No pause!

Another normal poop.

Just like every sport, even shitting takes training! Day by day my arsehole becomes stronger and stronger. One day I’ll finally be able to strangle people with it! Well… only if they won’t die suffocating first

Okay, serious post today. I must to say I am very lucky. I do not suffer from any arse diseases. Poor lads, with their spongy bloody stones in their arsehole. I am very sorry for you. Cheers. Indeed, my turds just laid smoothly into the toilet’s water. Such a pleasing moment!

Sometimes I’d just like to be even more explicit, but I simply can’t. Shit is enough already. is it not?

A huge tird gauged my arsehole. I felt… I felt pleasure.

My shit smells shitty 🙂

Nice and steady…. Sometimes I use my toilet as a target, I kneel on the floor, cheeks spread in mid air, then I launch. 100points!!

Shitty shitty boom

I am taking a shit.

Dear Santa, This has been the best year for my shats, always at home, in my own loo. Please make this covid END FOREVER! I need discomfortable shits all around the globe! You know, at least for this blog to be worth reading!

All right, now a serious post is vital. If I die, I’d like this to pass to my son or daughter if I’ll ever have one. If I die before that, well. I would pretty much appreciate if some friend of mine would take this as a legacy. It will change the world. Serious shittingContinue reading “Sunday, 13 December 2020 | 09:12 AM”

Btw, I am taking another shit. Serious problem OR every single human in the world should shit as much as I do ?