Thursday, 19 December 2019 |12:41 AM

Thursday, 19 December 2019 |12:41 AM Ever since I started this whole shitty thing I gave me just one rule: publish a post every time I take a poo. I think it is clear. Besides that I can’t publish posts if I don’t take a poo. It is a stupid rule, I know I am a bit...

Tuesday, 17 December 2019 | 01:16 PM

Tuesday, 17 December 2019 | 01:16 PM Lunch time sessions are my favourite ones. My body is fully aware of what’s going on, my mind as well. My nose is not so lucky though.

Tuesday, 17 December 2019 | 10:25 AM

Tuesday, 17 December 2019 | 10:25 AM Despite my name, this shat is pretty pushy. It just wanted to come out, kept sending dire warnings since I opened my eyes in the morning.

Monday, 16 December 2019 | 07:39 AM

Monday, 16 December 2019 | 07:39 AM Induced reprise! I can’t leave bringing such a burden all day long. And Yes. It smells like this one’s the best idea of the day. Better lock this scent in my loo.

Monday, 16 December 2019 | 06:54 AM

Monday, 16 December 2019 | 06:54 AM Fuck me! Fuck me! I need to sleep, body! Yesterday I had one of the best dinner ever. A friend of mine is a fisherman, so he and his girlfriend basically take some fish every weekend, they eat all the big ones right away, saving the...