Monday, 23 December 2019 | 10:19 AM

Monday, 23 December 2019 | 10:19 AM Here comes that time in the year when every plan you make just fails. I just want to sleep till lunch time…. ‘Course not! You can’t! Says my belly. Thus I sit here waiting until the smelly rainfall...

Sunday, 22 December 2019 | 10:50 AM

Sunday, 22 December 2019 | 10:50 AM Back again on distress!Everytime I struggle, in pain, having a shit I try to share it with people. It is impossible to make them understand how bad I feel. Horrible contraptions rise from my bowels, I freeze. Every contraption lasts...

Saturday, 21 December 2019 | 01:26 PM

Saturday, 21 December 2019 | 01:26 PM Alrighty, I just started back working at disco parties. So I just woke myself up. Hate it. At first I am like ‘such a cool thing’. At the end I am like ‘fuck me!’ In the morning evening my arse is like...

Friday, 20 December 2019 | 05:18 PM

Friday, 20 December 2019 | 05:18 PM Finally home! Fuck me! I just spent kinda 2 hours on the bus struggling to hold my farts. Obviously as soon as I sat on my throne I copiously shat.

Friday, 20 December 2019 | 07:47 AM

Friday, 20 December 2019 | 07:47 AM Nihil sub sole novum (nothing new under the sun) states the Bible (Ecclesiastes 1:9). Now, I do not consider myself as a religious person. I am indeed an atheist. Though the Bible is full of references; here it phrases that ever...