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Yet no shit today

No shit today

Finally some new shit. back to kinda normal. It still resembles a pretty bad looking cupcake melted under the sun for three days. It reeks

Another bas day for my health, I can’t stand on my feet this morning. I feel there’s more demons to get out but they’re staying hidden inside

Yet another blow off. Finally home though. And I mean home home. I mean Me and my gf have just moved in!

*FUUUUUUUUCK!* There could not be a worst moment that that for having a new diarrhoea attack! I have just arrived at a course for business with my bosses. I AM LITERALLY DYING NOW. Not sure whether I’m dying of embarrassment or loose shit. What the FUUUCK! Can’t come out of this toilet!!!

So now it’s nothing else than farts. i am completely EMPTY

Basically I spent the last hours vomiting while peeing from my arse. After a very disturbed slumber I am here, with my headache, relieved, at least I am not crouching in pain. Btw I am still on the sofa, can’t move.

Now some liquid shit. Utter reek. Never had such a persistent pain. Kinda new. I just want to die

BADBADNOTGOOD Reprisal shitting. But the pain has never left.

A rug feels better than me right now Fucking life!

Right, now that’s much more likely. I’m hunched by abdominal pain, but some very smelly liquid brown dump is coming out. If this ever sews in a lake, it kills its whole ecosystem.

Very difficult to concentrate at work. Very easy for my body to feel weird. To feel pain.

Feeling pretty harsh right now. I feel crouched by an inside pain, making me unable to live. I go to the toilet, but only a little turdy gets out, and I keep suffering 😖

No shit! No shit? No shit!

Farting around the supermarket They small very bad and they follow me. RUUN!

After a long and awesome dinner, perhaps the most delicious ever, gotta stop by for a rapid call. A call to arms

More and more. Reprisal acts are frequent during hangover days Yuckiness 9/10

Looooooooose But I win. Reek set apart.

Morning already. Too close to nighttime, too bad to be awake. Basically still wine-drunk, my intestines being beaten and stretched by an invisible hand. Pain pervades my entire body. Now turds piling inside the pool, they’re clearly eagerly waiting for it to be crowded, to get the party started, with me as an unintentional witness,Continue reading “Saturday, 29 January 2022 | 08:19 AM”

Too much wine, Too much pain.

Since I started recording my farts, to be then sold as NFTs, I am always alert, ready to press ‘record’ in my phone, to catch every (un)pleasing sound my arse produce, every single nuance of my farts. Funny enough, now a turd got out, and it was silent as hell. Wait, is actually hell aContinue reading “Friday, 28 January 2022 | 07:03 AM”

All day long holding my farts at work, too long too bad. Now gotta still hold it inside while commuting. It feels even worst considering the fact my farts now are worth a lot. I’m making NFTs out of every worth fart I make

Seems like the morning is not the best time for my arse anymore

After a few more turds my arse started aching. Now I wonder, What am I doing wrong?

As I opened my eyes I noticed a huge fart was trapped inside me. I waited and waited, even had breakfast, then I sat here on my white throne, and POP, there it came. Out! Safe and SOUND! Loyally followed by three turd folks, they all loved the dive!

Long have I been waiting for this dung to come out. Now that’s out I kinda miss it

I’m stuck sitting on the toilet. Been here for some thirty minutes. Yet no burden has left. Still here waiting. But I got no time anymore. Gotta bail.

Second attempt. Oh nuggets!

New day, new week let’s see what we get. Absolutely nothing!