Friday, 1 November 2019 | 06:14 PM

Friday, 1 November 2019 | 06:14 PM I haven’t been consistent today. I shat once without writing about it. It was just two pieces anyway. Well I just produced a peep

Thursday, 31 October 2019 | 06:38 PM

Thursday, 31 October 2019 | 06:38 PM How peculiar! I just observed my new-borns are floating. I did not even have the time to post this, they sank.

Thursday, 31 October 2019 | 07:06 AM

Thursday, 31 October 2019 | 07:06 AM After several attempts – many minutes already sat on the white thingy – accompanied just by the sound of useless farts there it comes: the characteristic pile of morning shit. It seems to be floating, but it is a lie!...