Wednesday, 15 January 2020 | 08:36 AM

Wednesday, 15 January 2020 | 08:36 AM Yesterday I came home so late I had no time opening a parcel I received. Opening parcels is one of the most exciting, mysterious and fun activity a man of the present – such as we all are – could experience. I thought...

Tuesday, 14 January 2020 | 10:05 PM

Tuesday, 14 January 2020 | 10:05 PM Fuck! Sometimes it’s pretty tricky writing new posts. I gotta invent something new every time. It’s tough. Especially when you can’t live without having a shat three times a day!

Tuesday, 14 January 2020 | 05:16 PM

Tuesday, 14 January 2020 | 05:16 PM Remember, if you make it at a friend’s loo just be kind and place some paper on the closet’s slope. If you’re lucky you won’t even get to clean! If you’re unlucky, well, if there’s no toilet paper, praise the...

Monday, 13 January 2020 | 10:31 PM

Tuesday, 13 January 2020 | 10:31 PM Today I started running again. It’s such a pain in the neck when you’re into it, just giving your best but you feel The burden inside you- and it just wants to get out.

Monday, 13 January 2020 | 08:37 AM

Monday, 13 January 2020 | 08:37 AM It is pretty difficult waking up on Mondays, but that’s something everybody knows… I’ll tell you something nobody knows: constipation is what makes a Monday unpleasant! But in the end, it doesn’t even matter: it gets out on its...