Saturday, 11 January 2020 | 11:57 AM

Saturday, 11 January 2020 | 11:57 AM Caco, ergo sum I simply think thoughts are more powerful when shitting.I reckon even Descartes used to produce his genius thoughts during his defecations.

Friday, 10 January 2020| 11:12 PM

Friday, 10 January 2020| 11:12 PM Well I emptied an entire bottle of red wine all by myself. I just arsecrafted an awl made of shit. It hurts. Still, I feel fulfilled in my hearth: I am happy.

Friday, 10 January 2020 | 12:20 AM

Friday, 10 January 2020 | 12:20 AM I’d better clear the pipes, otherwise it would jeopardise my sleep, and I’m pretty sick of it! Ow, such a soothing sound.