Friday, 8 November 2019 | 08:39 AM Dull days, dull shit.
Thursday, 7 November 2019 | 02:33 PM Today’s just a sad day with a sad shat.
Wednesday, 6 November 2019 | 3:45 PM REPRISE.
Wednesday, 6 November 2019 | 08:48 AM After long days holding tirds inside I hope this one will be first of my routine reprise.
Tuesday, 5 November 2019 | 01:19 PM Public Bar. No toilet paper.
Tuesday, 5 November 2019 | 10:05 AM Today’s gonna be last day of no routine. Such too much anarchy these days. This must stop! Melting shit too. (That’s still the sushi effect)
Monday, 4 November 2019 | 09:15 PM Today’s been a long day. I had a big sushi lunch, I couldn’t come home till know. To be fair I’m a at a friend’s house. I am corrupting the entire bathroom with my stink. Inside the closet it’s worst than Hiroshima. I hope nobody dies.
Monday, 4 November 2019 | 10:34 AM Pressure shot.
Monday, 4 November 2019 | 06:21 AM Days go by and my poop routine has been compromised. It’s been a 2days trip wandering around for countryside festival: basically meat and red wine. As one can imagine this stuff requires hard sitting sessions, well I didn’t have time and space for that. My tirds become shyContinue reading “Monday, 4 November 2019 | 06:21 AM”
Sunday, 3 November 2019 | 02:46 AM Oh c’mon! The best part: no more toilet paper in the roll.
Sunday, 3 November 2019 | 02:15 AM Can’t sleep. Can’t comprehend why. It’s been a great day at the countryside festival. Great food, great wine. ‘Right. I needed a shit. Hope I could sleep now.
Saturday, 2 November 2019 | 09:02 AM Reprise. Q.E.D.
Saturday, 2 November 2019 | 08:03 AM First thing in the morning: poop. I am going on a trip with friends today. I already know it’ll happen. I know it: I know my bum an its habits – and I ate pizza yesterday. The future is certain.
Friday, 1 November 2019 | 06:14 PM I haven’t been consistent today. I shat once without writing about it. It was just two pieces anyway. Well I just produced a peep
Thursday, 31 October 2019 | 06:38 PM How peculiar! I just observed my new-borns are floating. I did not even have the time to post this, they sank.
Thursday, 31 October 2019 | 03:26 PM I can’t keep shitting twice a day. I got stuff to do!!
Thursday, 31 October 2019 | 07:06 AM After several attempts – many minutes already sat on the white thingy – accompanied just by the sound of useless farts there it comes: the characteristic pile of morning shit. It seems to be floating, but it is a lie! The bastard is just sticking to the chinaContinue reading “Thursday, 31 October 2019 | 07:06 AM”
Wednesday, 30 October 2019 | 05:11 PM Will it be last time for today? I sincerely hope so.
Wednesday, 30 October 2019 | 01:48 PM Incredible how much matter I still had in my belly. I should stop eating pizza for dinner
Wednesday, 30 October 2019 | 08:39 AM Everything started with a fart. A short and deaf shot. A stocky solid tird lays water-covered on the bed of the pool, holding firmly a colleague of his so that this last one could breath outside the water surface. How prodigious! Young peeps now thronging all around toContinue reading “Wednesday, 30 October 2019 | 08:39 AM”
Tuesday, 29 October 2019 | 04:16 PM Leave me alone. I don’t deserve to poop.
Monday, 29 October 2019 | 08:05AM Reprise. Now, they’re now in a more serpent-like shape, smelling of nothing good. Ah, yes, must be that Indian lamb vindaloo…
Tuesday, 29 October 2019 | 07:48 AMToday’s excrement resembles rabbit’s droppings.Well these rodent’s product is more or less cool; it’s basically composed by dirty brownish small balls.Shitty cool ah?
Monday, 28 October 2019 | 09:48 AMAll right, yesterday’s burger has been ejected from the cranny!Satisfactory session.
Sunday, 27 October 2019 | 11:37 AMThe longest tird. Yesterday party made me come back home at 6 in the morning. I ain’t used to that anymore.Naturally I was still sleeping at my usual morning-shit-time. I think timing was the first thing bringing me to beat the records. Whilst whiskey and cola helped soften, stickenContinue reading “Sunday, 27 October 2019 | 11:37 AM”
Saturday, 26 October 2019 | 04:57 PMTird time! I was so sure I’d done it again that my body got back at me!I am now sprouting little pieces of shit out. They look adorable. I must say this session was utterly satisfying, can’t say the same for the fragrance of it, though.
Saturday, 26 October 2019 | 01:47 PM I knew it! Here comes the comet.
Saturday, 26 October 2019 | 10:07 AMToday’s shat is nothing special.I am sure it might be followed by a reprise during the day. I hope. Well, a 5-hours sleep is not enough to wake my inner system up, indeed.
Friday, 25 October 2019 | 06:10 PM I cannot get it. Why am I sitting here again? It’s the t(h)ird time today!
Friday, 25 October 2019 | 03:37 PMAfter a [too long] wee something has been unlocked.Single bomb shot.zero killed.