Pastoral Relief

Ah, the joys of a weekend with the mother-in-law — all those rich, greasy delights lovingly shoved down my throat like I hadn’t eaten in weeks. My gut, however, was less enthused. Three hours into the drive home, it gave up. Spectacularly. So here I am, squatting in a...

Monday, 2 June 2025 | 8:42 AM

I was actually waiting for this shit. Before just farts and a few pebbles, but right now, an endless stream of diarrhoea

Saturday, 31 May 2025 | 8:39 AM

Took a shit. ABNORMAL DAAAAYYY I made a shit today even if I ate pizza yesterday. It’s amazing. First non-constipated day after eating pizza in a veeeey long time! I’ve started working out 2/3 a week, would that be influent? Think so. Oh well. Fitness is...