Sunday, 22 March 2020 |11:27 AM

Sunday, 22 March 2020 |11:27 AM I’m sitting here on my toilet thinking, it’s bad what is now happening all over the world. Even my great hero of all times Tom Hanks got infected! This is harsh… I’ll write him a letter! Hold on Tom! Don’t stop being this...

Friday, 20 March 2020 | 11:38 PM

Friday, 20 March 2020 | 11:38 PM I’ve been sitting on the toilet for like 5 minutes now! I’ve been having this tird peeking out my arse…. uh! It just detached! YAY!

Friday, 20 March 2020 | 09:42 AM

Friday, 20 March 2020 | 09:42 AM Day by day, I am more and more convinced of the fact that this quarantine is making me lose control of my sphincter. I’m having too many sessions!

Thursday, 19 March 2020 | 07:55 PM

Thursday, 19 March 2020 | 07:55 PM Even if I turned to a gluten-free diet, my arse burns. Yet, I feel relieved. Self-accomplished. 😌