Friday, 3 April 2020 | 11:49 AM

Friday, 3 April 2020 | 11:49 AM Yesterday a guy commented on one of my instagram post, ‘u pooped three times in one day?’ Well yes, and it happens quite a lot. See? My secret is seed and beans. Lentils this time.

Friday, 3 April 2020 | 08:58 AM

Friday, 3 April 2020 | 08:58 AM I’ve been sitting here for ages! Why do I always have to wait so long? I sometimes imagine surgeons removing constipations. It must be horrible. A kind of a giant cork made of crap, perhaps they even need to cut it in pieces… I...

Thursday, 2 April 2020 | 11:27 AM

Thursday, 2 April 2020 | 11:27 AM My body temperature is 37.5ºC. Nice. Last thing you’d like during a pandemic is symptoms … And my shit smells bad. At least this helps diagnostics this time. 🙃