Thursday, 9 April 2020 | 05:43 PM

Thursday, 9 April 2020 | 05:43 PM I shall enter in the Guinness World records for the most number of shit reports ever. For sure this category does not exist. Yet.

Wednesday, 8 April 2020 | 06:46 PM

Wednesday, 8 April 2020 | 06:46 PM Days are passing by, working with my computer all the time, I now took as a habit to go having a shower once every three/four days. I can’t smell my shit anymore, would this be because I reek even worst?

Wednseday, 8 April 2020 | 09:29 AM

Wednseday, 8 April 2020 | 09:29 AM I just planted a solid rod in the water, well it more resemble a proper pillar. I wonder what it would be like if ancient Greeks would have used tirds such as this one to build the Parthenon. 🤔

Tuesday, 7 April 2020 | 08:55 AM

Tuesday, 7 April 2020 | 08:55 AM Checking my website’s statistics I realised they’re not useful at all. I need insights on how many times a day I do shits, ain’t no matter how many people visit my site, I want to know how many tirds I do per...