Sunday, 12 April 2020 | 12:51 PM

Sunday, 12 April 2020 | 12:51 PM Uhhh nice! I woke myself up and ate as many chocolate eggs as I could before reaching that stupid point when your throat aches. BTW Happy Easter from the Crap Balster!

Saturday, 11 April 2020 | 09:56 AM

Saturday, 11 April 2020 | 09:56 AM Apparently lack of sleep increases risk of cancer, and many other diseases: Matt Walker claims ‘the shorter your sleep, the shorter your life’. I wonder if sleep deprivation is also a cause of constipation 🤔 I mean,...

Friday, 10 April 2020 | 10:03 AM

I just finished watching an interesting documentary about how come Jackson Pollock is so famous. Apparently he became so because of his art patron Clement Greenberg. Thus I decided I just need to find an influent critic and persuade him to write about me, convincing...