Friday, 27 March 2020 | 09:24 AM

Friday, 27 March 2020 | 09:24 AM Two days ago I went out in order to donate my blood. My town was deserted. This lockdown is actually taking place all over the world now! This is getting freaking serious. Now, the only good news here is that being scared helps me...

Wednesday, 25 March 2020 | 09:04 AM

Wednesday, 25 March 2020 | 09:04 AM At least 2 months have passed since last time I ate burgers before yesterday evening. Now, I can’t know for sure if it‘s their fault, or maybe even that bottle of beer’s fault, but I am now producing that spongy light-brown crap I...

Tuesday, 24 March 2020 | 09:57 AM

Tuesday, 24 March 2020 | 09:57 AM Some mornings I am so in need of expelling slags that I’ve got to urge for that! …and when I do that I’m frankly scared my anus could break outstretched as it is. Luckily it has never happened (yet!) Well, I’m just having one of...