Thursday, 2 April 2020 | 11:27 AM

Thursday, 2 April 2020 | 11:27 AM My body temperature is 37.5ºC. Nice. Last thing you’d like during a pandemic is symptoms … And my shit smells bad. At least this helps diagnostics this time. 🙃

Wednseday, 1 April 2020 | 02:21 PM

Wednseday, 1 April 2020 | 02:21 PM If yesterday I was lamenting my shats were dull, now that my anus burns after that yesterday’s spicy rice I am no more bored

Tuesday, 31 March 2020 | 07:40 PM

Tuesday, 31 March 2020 | 07:40 PM I am kinda tempted to start eating junk food again just to present more appealing stories. Shit’s so dull when you don’t struggle!