Thursday, 30 April 2020 | 02:48 PM

Thursday, 30 April 2020 | 02:48 PM Wonderful day for a second shat! I am starting wondering: what will it be of this blog adventure once summer comes and I’ll shit in the water? I can’t take my phone with me!

Thursday, 30 April 2020 | 11:04 AM

Thursday, 30 April 2020 | 11:04 AM Today’s a very special day. It is my dad’s birthday! You know, everything I learned sitting here I learned from him. He is the real Shit Master! Not joking. Never skips a day. He goes at least twice a day: once in the morning, once...

Tuesday, 28 April 2020 | 06:61 AM

Tuesday, 28 April 2020 | 06:61 AM Insomnia + chilli bean burritos the day before = whatever’s happening right now in my toilet under my bum. A catastrophe.

Monday, 27 April 2020 | 11:18 AM

Monday, 27 April 2020 | 11:18 AM When I was just a little boy I used to have fun thinking about people I knew (mostly friends) taking a poo. I mean, I really tried my best to picture them sitting on their toilet, veins swollen on their forehead, red-faced. That was...