Friday, 11 September 2020 | 08:22 AM

Friday, 11 September 2020 | 08:22 AM Oh, that’s what I call a fresh start! I’m spending so much time observing my crap, I am now able to tell -still approximately- how many hours it has seasoned before coming out, judging by its colour. This morning it’s a light...

Thursday, 10 September 2020 | 10:41 PM

Thursday, 10 September 2020 | 10:41 PM Utterly unbelievable! I am taking a shit only now! Well… I deflated a bit after my falafel kebab for lunch. Not the very best during a meeting, though nobody noticed me 🤫

Thursday, 10 September 2020 | 08:29 AM

Thursday, 10 September 2020 | 08:29 AM It’s been two days now since my last shat. Well why(?), I keep asking myself, since I ate a loot these days! 🤷 I may just need to accept this. GET OUT LITTLE BIG TURD!!! You ArseHole!

Tuesday, 8 September 2020 | 10:38 AM

Tuesday, 8 September 2020 | 10:38 AM I am really trying to get myself into a routine, but this good smell of Turkish spices just made me forget about it. It’s my crap. Such a nice smell!

Sunday, 6 September 2020 | 02:13 PM

Sunday, 6 September 2020 | 02:13 PM Now my shit makes sense: it’s all so lumpy, liquid brownish disgust. And I forgot to report my drunk shat of yesterday evening. After 4 drinks on an empty stomach I take a long shit, frantically followed by some red vomit. Such a...