Wednesday, 17 June 2020 | 11:54 AM

Wednesday, 17 June 2020 | 11:54 AM I think that drinking some food colorant would be something worth trying. Just to see my shit turn blue

Tuesday, 16 June 2020 | 08:20 PM

Tuesday, 16 June 2020 | 08:20 PM The kebab I had for lunch was tastier than I remembered. Long time passed since I had one. Long time since my shit smelled Thyme.

Tuesday, 16 June 2020 | 01:11 PM

Tuesday, 16 June 2020 | 01:11 PM Conical tirds are very insidious: First it stings your arse with its pointy spike, then it enlarges, it grows and grows pushing the very limit of your skin. Then it releases, creating void inside you, propelling that bullet-shaped crap...

Monday, 15 June 2020 | 01:37 PM

Monday, 15 June 2020 | 01:37 PM I think I’ll make a doll out of my poop. I just shat a narrow piece. It’ll be the nose.