Thursday, 23 April 2020 | 06:05 PM

Thursday, 23 April 2020 | 06:05 PM I cannot believe it. I was about to get out to go running but I’ve got a toilet calling. Beeeeeeaaaaans!

Thursday, 23 April 2020 | 05:39 PM

Thursday, 23 April 2020 | 05:39 PM Fuck it! I spent the whole day farting like a pig. I hate it. It must bean that spicy dinner I had yesterday night.

Thursday, 23 April 2020 | 11:55 AM

Thursday, 23 April 2020 | 11:55 AM I just realised I can get ice cream to go even if I’n under lock down. I shall create a new service: Shit on demand.