Monday, 4 May 2020 | 11:11 AM

Monday, 4 May 2020 | 11:11 AM I reckon I’ve never posted at 11:11. How odd! Those numbers really look like these 4 tirds I just arse-crafted. One-shaped tirds!

Friday, 1 May 2020 | 02:06 PM

Friday, 1 May 2020 | 02:06 PM I could definitely fall asleep in here, sitting on this white china, with a tird hanging from my butthole.