Tuesday, 16 June 2020 | 01:11 PM

Tuesday, 16 June 2020 | 01:11 PM Conical tirds are very insidious: First it stings your arse with its pointy spike, then it enlarges, it grows and grows pushing the very limit of your skin. Then it releases, creating void inside you, propelling that bullet-shaped crap...

Monday, 15 June 2020 | 01:37 PM

Monday, 15 June 2020 | 01:37 PM I think I’ll make a doll out of my poop. I just shat a narrow piece. It’ll be the nose.

Saturday, 13 June 2020 | 03:45 PM

Saturday, 13 June 2020 | 03:45 PM Since I had no shit in two days it looks like my body developed a unique piece of matter denser than any other element on planet earth. Something like a tennis ball weighting like an elephant.