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Goooood moooorning my little turds!! One is sturd, the other one absurd. It all ended in puurrr

Ok that was utter fun! Basically the wine festival was fun, yes. Most of all though, it’s the shit I made ten minutes ago at the camping site. The toilet wasn’t so keen on my heavy welcome… I made four spongy turds, and took me four flush-offs to get rid of them 😏

Ok, that wasn’t easy… I had to find a hidden spot in the middle of the forest. Thing is, the spot was perfect, apart from that little spikey plant right below my arsehole… Every time I crouched to lay some turd, I had a wonderful surprise!

Morning after the wine festival. I am still laying inside my hanmock, trying to sleep, I guess it is impossible when I got such a heavy burden inside me. It is sooooo difficult. Gotta find a spot to shit, haven’t I?

Burden. 1 kilo burden. I feel it’s acidness, my arsehole is such an expert. I don’t feel relieved yet, it’s too much of a load

Sudde diarrhoea moment while driving. Okay, what can I do? I had this kind of things so many times! You can hold it… Next traffic light, I bailed, got to take a secondary road and took a shit in the shade of a fig tree.

A little reprise, surprisingly much more tidier than before! It curled just like brown hair

Not even close to dull crap. Winy

Perhaps the first normal shit in a long while, 3-inch long stool, puffy, light brown, sturdy. Healty.

During the last three weeks I’ve been drinking and eating like quite too much. I mean. Waaay too much. I’ve just lost two kilos of liquid shit now

Guess what, red wine pizza gin tonic beer, a very good recipe if one wants to take the shit of their life!

Sweating like no tomorrow, IDK why I decided to drink that much beer, my intestine is a little scattered, it’s not even soft and alchool-based shit! 🫥

Finally home after a 15-day super intense trip. Now, what’s the most common thing happening to a human body while travelling with such an intensity? No time / No will to shit.Got back home, my arsehole immediately recognised its dear familiar favourite place, So I am taking the hugest shit in weeks! Welcome home!

Last day of a seamless trip, eating junk food, drinking alcohol every night, sleeping way too less than how much I need. My shit pictures this in a very accurate way. A stinky mess, a carnage, hellfire. Just want to get back to my routine for a while now 😦

This is everything but a calm awakening. SHIT! how baaaad it is! Red wine makes me unstable

Always the first thing in the morning. Yeah, I like that!

To put it simply: Paint it, Black Because I drank too much red wine at yesterday’s party…… I mean, I was supposed to wake myself up just in a hour, not RIGHT NOW! What is this?!?! My arsehole could’t even wait!

Long knotted ropes are idling in the pond

I slept for 6 hours, so my bowels could recover. The outcome is clear, so many turds, expelled so easily, so much emphasis, so much fun, so much joy. It is still crap, but it is a very good one!

Our time-schedule says to wake up at 7:30, but my arse-module says different: HUSTON, WE HAVE A PROB. Woke up at 06:55 just to have a significant amount of crap, which took me for… Is taking foreverrrrrr! Now I am still here sitting on the toilet, rushing black metal out of my own soul. TheContinue reading “Friday, 29 July 2022 | 07:08 AM”

It’s getting harsh.Yesterday we had one of the most spectacular dinner, a medieval knight fight, we had to cheers the most we could in order to win… and… drink as much beer as possible… And my team won!!!! So now, I am spending my best time in my hotel room, taking a very real properContinue reading “Thursday, 28 July 2022 | 07:26 AM”

A goofy spot for a shit, this bathroom is yellow inside and mirror-foil outside. Inside the closet still the same old matter, though

BRILLIANT! It is so great to arrive at the adventure park right in the moment of physical needs. A goooooood crapper here! And the very good news is, the public loo was fresh clean, nobody used it before! Simply wonderful!

Ok I shall be ready in zero minutes, I am veeery late now, But my body keeps shitting! Not the very best experience eh! Buut c’moooon chop chop!

Since yesterday we had red wine, I am now a shit machine! The thing is, my belly hurts a lot nowwwww!

Some red wine made it happen…

Small relics out

It’s getting out pretty easily. But in too little quantity

Spent the whole day at the waterpark. Sweating, keep sweating. Now need some more dross to work off: SHIT

Unluckily I’ll have no time for recording the show! Deeply Sorry for that! See you in two weeks! With some crappy journal leeks!