Monday, 4 November 2019 | 06:21 AM

Monday, 4 November 2019 | 06:21 AM Days go by and my poop routine has been compromised. It’s been a 2days trip wandering around for countryside festival: basically meat and red wine. As one can imagine this stuff requires hard sitting sessions, well I didn’t have time and space for that. My tirds become shyContinue reading “Monday, 4 November 2019 | 06:21 AM”

Thursday, 31 October 2019 | 07:06 AM

Thursday, 31 October 2019 | 07:06 AM After several attempts – many minutes already sat on the white thingy – accompanied just by the sound of useless farts there it comes: the characteristic pile of morning shit. It seems to be floating, but it is a lie! The bastard is just sticking to the chinaContinue reading “Thursday, 31 October 2019 | 07:06 AM”

Wednesday, 30 October 2019 | 08:39 AM

Wednesday, 30 October 2019 | 08:39 AM Everything started with a fart. A short and deaf shot. A stocky solid tird lays water-covered on the bed of the pool, holding firmly a colleague of his so that this last one could breath outside the water surface. How prodigious! Young peeps now thronging all around toContinue reading “Wednesday, 30 October 2019 | 08:39 AM”

Sunday, 27 October 2019 | 11:37 AM

Sunday, 27 October 2019 | 11:37 AMThe longest tird. Yesterday party made me come back home at 6 in the morning. I ain’t used to that anymore.Naturally I was still sleeping at my usual morning-shit-time. I think timing was the first thing bringing me to beat the records. Whilst whiskey and cola helped soften, stickenContinue reading “Sunday, 27 October 2019 | 11:37 AM”

Thursday, 24 October 2019 | 08:30 AM

Thursday, 24 October 2019 | 08:30 AMI am taking my morning shit, whilst thinking everybody does that.Everybody shitpost every fucking day. Everybody takes shit.Nobody wanna hear what you want to shitshare!That’s the process my mind followed in thinking: let’s share my shat experience. There might be nobody interested! Oh by the way! Today’s tirds are aContinue reading “Thursday, 24 October 2019 | 08:30 AM”


Shitposting meanings: Urban Dictionaryto post random unnecessary shit with no context or meaning. Wikipediashitposting is posting large amounts of content “aggressively, ironically, and of trollishly poor quality” to an online forum or social network, in some cases intended to derail discussions or otherwise make the site unusable to its regular visitors.