Monday, 4 November 2019 | 09:15 PM Today’s been a long day. I had a big sushi lunch, I couldn’t come home till know. To be fair I’m a at a friend’s house. I am corrupting the entire bathroom with my stink. Inside the closet it’s worst than Hiroshima. I hope nobody dies.
Monday, 4 November 2019 | 10:34 AM Pressure shot.
Monday, 4 November 2019 | 06:21 AM Days go by and my poop routine has been compromised. It’s been a 2days trip wandering around for countryside festival: basically meat and red wine. As one can imagine this stuff requires hard sitting sessions, well I didn’t have time and space for that. My tirds become shyContinue reading “Monday, 4 November 2019 | 06:21 AM”
Sunday, 3 November 2019 | 02:46 AM Oh c’mon! The best part: no more toilet paper in the roll.
Sunday, 3 November 2019 | 02:15 AM Can’t sleep. Can’t comprehend why. It’s been a great day at the countryside festival. Great food, great wine. ‘Right. I needed a shit. Hope I could sleep now.
Saturday, 2 November 2019 | 09:02 AM Reprise. Q.E.D.
Saturday, 2 November 2019 | 08:03 AM First thing in the morning: poop. I am going on a trip with friends today. I already know it’ll happen. I know it: I know my bum an its habits – and I ate pizza yesterday. The future is certain.
Friday, 1 November 2019 | 06:14 PM I haven’t been consistent today. I shat once without writing about it. It was just two pieces anyway. Well I just produced a peep
Thursday, 31 October 2019 | 06:38 PM How peculiar! I just observed my new-borns are floating. I did not even have the time to post this, they sank.
Thursday, 31 October 2019 | 03:26 PM I can’t keep shitting twice a day. I got stuff to do!!
Thursday, 31 October 2019 | 07:06 AM After several attempts – many minutes already sat on the white thingy – accompanied just by the sound of useless farts there it comes: the characteristic pile of morning shit. It seems to be floating, but it is a lie! The bastard is just sticking to the chinaContinue reading “Thursday, 31 October 2019 | 07:06 AM”
Wednesday, 30 October 2019 | 05:11 PM Will it be last time for today? I sincerely hope so.
Wednesday, 30 October 2019 | 01:48 PM Incredible how much matter I still had in my belly. I should stop eating pizza for dinner
Wednesday, 30 October 2019 | 08:39 AM Everything started with a fart. A short and deaf shot. A stocky solid tird lays water-covered on the bed of the pool, holding firmly a colleague of his so that this last one could breath outside the water surface. How prodigious! Young peeps now thronging all around toContinue reading “Wednesday, 30 October 2019 | 08:39 AM”
Tuesday, 29 October 2019 | 04:16 PM Leave me alone. I don’t deserve to poop.
Monday, 29 October 2019 | 08:05AM Reprise. Now, they’re now in a more serpent-like shape, smelling of nothing good. Ah, yes, must be that Indian lamb vindaloo…
Tuesday, 29 October 2019 | 07:48 AMToday’s excrement resembles rabbit’s droppings.Well these rodent’s product is more or less cool; it’s basically composed by dirty brownish small balls.Shitty cool ah?
Monday, 28 October 2019 | 09:48 AMAll right, yesterday’s burger has been ejected from the cranny!Satisfactory session.
Sunday, 27 October 2019 | 11:37 AMThe longest tird. Yesterday party made me come back home at 6 in the morning. I ain’t used to that anymore.Naturally I was still sleeping at my usual morning-shit-time. I think timing was the first thing bringing me to beat the records. Whilst whiskey and cola helped soften, stickenContinue reading “Sunday, 27 October 2019 | 11:37 AM”
Saturday, 26 October 2019 | 04:57 PMTird time! I was so sure I’d done it again that my body got back at me!I am now sprouting little pieces of shit out. They look adorable. I must say this session was utterly satisfying, can’t say the same for the fragrance of it, though.
Saturday, 26 October 2019 | 01:47 PM I knew it! Here comes the comet.
Saturday, 26 October 2019 | 10:07 AMToday’s shat is nothing special.I am sure it might be followed by a reprise during the day. I hope. Well, a 5-hours sleep is not enough to wake my inner system up, indeed.
Friday, 25 October 2019 | 06:10 PM I cannot get it. Why am I sitting here again? It’s the t(h)ird time today!
Friday, 25 October 2019 | 03:37 PMAfter a [too long] wee something has been unlocked.Single bomb shot.zero killed.
Friday, 25 October 2019 | 07:56 AM Sticky affair.
Thursday, 24 October 2019 | 04:43 PMI should have listened to that voice in my mind at lunch. Don’t eat those sausages.Here I am in the bar’s loo extruding brown stuff from my bum.The light just gone off. Now Try to picture me waving vigorously my arms hoping for the light to come back.
Thursday, 24 October 2019 | 08:44 AMWiping everything off was soft and neat.
Thursday, 24 October 2019 | 08:37 AMThere it comes! The shy tird! This time’s production is hard no more! It slides off the lucid white loo entering the pool slowly as a jaguar approaching its victim.
Thursday, 24 October 2019 | 08:30 AMI am taking my morning shit, whilst thinking everybody does that.Everybody shitpost every fucking day. Everybody takes shit.Nobody wanna hear what you want to shitshare!That’s the process my mind followed in thinking: let’s share my shat experience. There might be nobody interested! Oh by the way! Today’s tirds are aContinue reading “Thursday, 24 October 2019 | 08:30 AM”
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