Saturday, 12 September 2020 | 10:35 AM

Saturday, 12 September 2020 | 10:35 AM I use the weekend to deeply clean my bowels. All the crap I cannot expel duringg the week, piling for stress inside me, just needs to get out! Saturday is my turdsday.

Saturday, 12 September 2020 | 08:16 AM

Saturday, 12 September 2020 | 08:16 AM Taking a poo as the thing in the morning makes my day start mightily. And I wonder, are there more people taking a shit with their pants rumpled on one leg, two legs (pretty uncomfortable for me), or no legs? 🤔 I shall make a...

Friday, 11 September 2020 | 08:22 AM

Friday, 11 September 2020 | 08:22 AM Oh, that’s what I call a fresh start! I’m spending so much time observing my crap, I am now able to tell -still approximately- how many hours it has seasoned before coming out, judging by its colour. This morning it’s a light...

Thursday, 10 September 2020 | 10:41 PM

Thursday, 10 September 2020 | 10:41 PM Utterly unbelievable! I am taking a shit only now! Well… I deflated a bit after my falafel kebab for lunch. Not the very best during a meeting, though nobody noticed me 🤫

Thursday, 10 September 2020 | 08:29 AM

Thursday, 10 September 2020 | 08:29 AM It’s been two days now since my last shat. Well why(?), I keep asking myself, since I ate a loot these days! 🤷 I may just need to accept this. GET OUT LITTLE BIG TURD!!! You ArseHole!