Tuesday, 8 December 2020 | 10:37 AM

Poop tirds works as chalks on a blackboard. If in their tumble, they meet my white-china toilet, they daub it in brown. Nice decorations for such an unintentional move!!

Monday, 7 December 2020 | 09:35 PM

No shit today. Buuuuuut, a lot of farts. Those disappointing ones. Not the great roaring ones. Just the ones staying inside, bubbling inside, burning inside. Deepening within. Looking forward to shitting, I am.