Tuesday, 13 April 2021 | 03:19 PM

They say, if you keep doing the same thing every day for a long while, you master it. If that’s correct, imma be the master of shit. Consistency is key. Pun intended.

Tuesday, 13 April 2021 | 10:26 AM

First things first. There’s a long rope made of poop in my toilet. It came from my arse. It is now silently entering in the foamy pool.

Sunday, 11 April 2021 | 08:55 PM

Just arrived back home after a 2-day sleepover. I ate too much. Now I shit for the third time in a day, and the amount of crap for each one is still much more than a single normal day shit. Great day.