Tuesday, 27 April 2021 | 10:24 AM

If I bow my head down, I can see a ball made of crap. A perfect little sphere has just got out of my arsehole. It hurts a bit, indeed

Sunday, 25 April 2021 | 09:20 AM

Nice! I slept like 1hour, and I’m back in the loo!! This morning, we have a very special spongy crap, to celebrate my arduous night

Sunday, 25 April 2021 | 05:19 AM

The moment has finally came. I’ve spent two long hours up longingly waiting for the hideous things inside me to come out. FINALLY, here it comes! And it’s PAINFULLY SATISFYING!!! Surprisingly peculiar smell. Pungent and floral