Friday, 12 March 2021 | 09:01 AM

My girlfriend told me funny stories about her shit. I think she’s going to join me on this blog, as an occasiona co-author. Nobody cares, and my arse is booming. The air gaping my tirds is more compressed than soft air guns

Wednesday, 10 March 2021 | 10:03 AM

All right, another dull shit. It’s going to be a dull post. That’s the kind of post I gotta right just because I have to keep up my streak. Plenty of love for my crap.

Tuesday, 9 March 2021 | 07:52 AM

As soon as my cheeks spread on the toilet, a long, glum Tird got out of me. Yesterday was dull. Today is dull. Tomorrow will be a dull day. That’s life though! Some weeks are so uneventful, some others are full of crap! I’m hoping for a rainy day...