Friday, 8 January 2021 | 09:39 AM

If I’ll ever get pregnant I’d experience the difference between giving birth to a child, and extruding tirds. If there are any…

Thursday, 7 January 2021 | 10:13 AM

There are some times I am constipated, That I have to actively intervene with my hands. I literally pull the turd out of my arse, and I waste it down the toilet. Feels like using a very special anal plug.

Wednesday, 6 January 2021 |10:09 AM

Dear fans, my tird resembles a Salami! I know I’m not that original every single time I write a post, though running this blog is my passion. I am passionate about something. I care. Do you? I am talking to those few people I see caring about my crap – I mean,...