Sunday, 3 January 2021 | 04:22 PM

Sitting on the toilet, I just realised I had none today. Weird. Well. I had to go! Dull he? Ok. Stop. No. Nope. Go on. Turds thrashing on my arse.

Friday, 1 January 2021 | 09:36 AM

Well. New year. Same shit. The world is not changed. Fish in the ocean still dying for petrol leaks. Tirds still splashing in the toilet. The world still shines.