Tuesday, 19 January 2021 | 06:43 PM

This morning I was very upset. I forgot to post a video of my crap being flushed down on TikTok. For sure my bowels felt pity, thus decided to make me a gift: this truly satisfying floating shit I just created. Such a great friend!

Tuesday, 19 January 2021 | 09:48 AM

Yet, my crap sunk. My mind is full of infos about cryptocurrencies. I’ve been studying this since Saturday. Now I want to create a token called SHITcoin. So stupid, I am…

Monday, 18 January 2021 | 10:38 AM

I am starting to love my habit consisting of sitting, pooping, writing, posting. It’s cool! I mean… the thing I am sitting on. 🙃

Sunday, 17 January 2021 | 07:09 AM

All right, yesterday I had no shit whatsoever. So said, I am now pumping and breathing in order to give birth to this little huge baby already 2-days-old. …and IT’S OUT! Followed by an indefinite number of very little brothers! Niiiiiiiice! Warm congratulations...