Sunday, 10 January 2021 | 18:05 PM

Even if I just single-turd-pooped, I am so proud. I spent the whole day publishing the video of me pooping on the floor and trying to make it viral. It is difficult tho’

Sunday, 10 January 2021 | 12:16 PM

When I am lost in creativity I look down at my tirds. 1) do they float? Yes 2) what shape so they form? It’s sort of a ‘Y’. Very curly though 3) colour? Dark brown

Saturday, 9 January 2021 | 09:37 PM

I know it’s not about crap, but it’s somehow related. I’ve been urging to have a pee for I can’t even tell how long. It’s painful, you know… Now that I am having it I decided to take the time. It’s been exactly 2mins 27seconds with no...