Wednesday, 3 March 2021 | 09:02 AM

I need to find a name for this kind of shit. It looks like lava, it burns when expelled, it smells rancid. What shall its name be? 🤔 And it also stains my toilet, before hiding in the pool… Volcano could be appropriate, but I shall continuing researching for a...

Monday, 1 March 2021 | 09:23 AM

I gotta recover from an entire week of vacation, and I do it in my best way, s(h)itting on my toilet, with my laptop on my lap. It’s not that easy though. I must remember to wipe my arse with the one hand I am not using for my trackpad.

Sunday, 28 February 2021 | 06:45 AM

Being me is not easy at all. What I just dropped inside my toilet is 5 inches long at least. It originates from a great journey. Everything began yesterday, lunchtime. Home-made pizza. It made me fart for the rest of the day, and the night. And the -well- NOW! I slept...

Saturday, 27 February 2021 | 09:39 AM

Shitting something interesting every day is a bit harsh. But my crap doesn’t care. It keeps crawling inside-out me. Btw Even I can’t understand what am I talking about. Still, it’s more difficult to catch what my arse is trying to tell me.