Monday, 29 March 2021 | 09:52 AM

Seems like I still had loads of stuff inside me to be unloaded. Cramps still pumping. And I wonder, where the fuck did I store all this crap!?

Monday, 29 March 2021 | 08:41 AM

So far my morning was nice, I feel a bit drowsy, but it’s nice. Then, AN ABRUPT PAIN CONSTRAINTS MY BOWELS. I rushed to the bathroom, screaming. Me body hurts!!

Monday, 29 March 2021 | 06:31 AM

Part 2 OUCH! While I am sitting here thinking about my life, I feel my arse cracking. I hope it’s just a sensation, though. My crap is hard, and yet so soft I can’t feel it struggling out. Unhurriedly getting out, little by little, I’d rather have surgery to get it...