Saturday, 10 April 2021 | 10:24 AM

Yesterday I had two hamburgers for dinner, I put some onions on top, and some cheese of course… the meal contained so much fat that I could feel my throat nauseating. Well, at least it’s now getting out, less fatty than before, but the same exact brown...

Friday, 9 April 2021 | 02:46 AM

Can’t say why exactly but these days I feel like there’s a tird constantly hiding behind every fart I make. Resulting in a constant fear of shit myself in the most uncomfortable situations

Friday, 9 April 2021 | 09:20 AM

Sticky crap sticks everywhere. First it sticks around my anus as it gets out. Then it sticks in my skin. …it detaches, flying… Finally it sticks to the white slope, ceasing its momentum. Ending its career as a brilliant tird.

Thursday, 8 April 2021 | 10:59 AM

I wonder what it’d happen if my phone fell in the toilet while taking a shit… Would some tird dedicate some nice words to me? Probably my phone would just die. At least today it would, I mean, it is ok to be waterproof, but it is not yet...