Thursday, 25 March 2021 | 11:28 AM

My girlfriend has just got out. RELIEVING! For me, because I really needed to make it! For her, because I was asphyxiating her with my farts!

Tuesday, 23 March 2021 | 09:52 AM

Since I discovered climbing in the last few months I feel like I have to merge my kind of passions. I must go and have a shit hanging from a cliff. Shitting in my toilet feels dull now. I’ve just taken a peek behind me, there are three turds floating in the pool. I...

Monday, 22 March 2021 | 08:49 AM

My average week-day starts like this, I wake up before my alarm, needy of more sleep, I have my breakfast, then I lay on the sofa doing some duolingo. I fall back asleep, but I wake up again by the urge for some serious shit. I go sitting on my desk to start my...