Wednesday, 31 March 2021 | 09:58 AM

A tip from your crap expert. If you’re constipated, you’re probably not giving enough time to your primal needs. Try to sit on your toilet everyday. At the same time. Take at least twenty minutes a day, spread your cheeks, relax yourself, try a bit to take it out....

Monday, 29 March 2021 | 09:52 AM

Seems like I still had loads of stuff inside me to be unloaded. Cramps still pumping. And I wonder, where the fuck did I store all this crap!?

Monday, 29 March 2021 | 08:41 AM

So far my morning was nice, I feel a bit drowsy, but it’s nice. Then, AN ABRUPT PAIN CONSTRAINTS MY BOWELS. I rushed to the bathroom, screaming. Me body hurts!!