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This is my morning shit. Ouch

Good sweaty dirty stinky shit

Ok not a great time for a rapid shit, but I freaking need it! Plop sudden cmon I need to leave ok lol my gf was in the bathroom doing the same exact thing and she forbid me to enter in the bathroom, and she sprayed perfume before ai could get in

I am in a hurry, but I need time for shit. And that’s a real problem, because I need to entirely waste myself before going out. All right I’ll get a move on. I am wasting time writing. And shit is all gone!

Shy tird

Back home after a day climbing. Shitting. Climbing. I mean, I had diarrhoea while climbing, and I had to shit. Climbing. Well, I am taking another shit now, anyways…

I had beans soup for lunch, pizza for dinner, farts in the night, nutella bread in the morning. Once I sat on the toilet, this morning, I found out my bowels were not ready to expel. I believe they are now. The smell is very weird, I dunno, it’s acid but a little enjoyable

What about it. I guess I shall stop drinking at all. Taking a shit the day after drinking wine is becoming worst day by day. My shit smells a lot, my body feels funny, my head hurts. It’s unacceptable!

I am taking a shit. It’s wonderful to take a shit!

I guess I still feel some beans effect, but I reckon could be also the red wine bottle I shared yesterday at dinner…. Uhm, loose shit makes me comfortable anyways…

Back home, and I finish what I started at the office

Oops, a little turd before leaving the office, i guess I shouldn’t have eaten something different from beans at lunch…

Less shit than usual, will it be because I decided to eat less for this week? Updates will follow

Great! A few turds a day leaves the doctor away!

Distant bell tingling, me shishishitting

I still haven’t recovered from hangover, I slept too little, and my bowels are not performing greatly… However, I expelled some very ugly turds

The hangover shit adventure doesn’t end. I went to a bar where the toilet was literally a shit-hole and there was very few toilet paper. I squatted. The flush was not performing good, so I had to move my freshly shat poo with my hands, protected by the paper. Now, After 40 more kilometers IContinue reading “Sunday, 11 December 2022 | 11:34 AM”

Yesterday was a weird night. I’ve been invited to a little town, where a Christmas event took place. I helped organising it, so I was the guest of honour. Hence, I ended up eating and drinking like no tomorrow. That tomorrow finally came, and I am shitting on top of it

All right, I thought there would have been some more… pretty though….

At first I thought I would have found some difficulties at taking a poop this morning, but I was wrong! Everything got out beautifully. But I feel there’s something more…

A random one. I mean, totally random. I was about to get out to meet some friends, but I needed a wee. Ended up taking a shit… Well, I guess it was a surprise…who doesn’t have such surprises after all?

Just one (huuuuge) turd

Today it just took a little push. Then everything came out immediately, seamlessly.

It just got out all at once. Steady!

Now back home, I could free myself. You know, it was like a time-bomb set to explode as I opened my home’s door

Not ready to have a shit at my girlfriend’s yet, so just a little shy tird got out, but there’s much more here inside!

A lot of shit developed

Dull morning shit

Sweet! Some turds after lunch

Not much. Still something