Sunday, 12 December 2021 | 10:14 AM

Just a few winey drops as I opened my eyes on the toilet. In the same moment, I realised I dreamt shitting in a public toilet, but dropping the stool on the floor, people coming in the toilet, humiliating me. What In The Hell Was that?!

Sunday, 12 December 2021 | 02:21 AM

I don’t feel it Christmas. I just feel tipsy hippy need-to-shitty, constipaty Shitty. Needy. Greedy. Ho Dear santa. I want some laxatives