Wednesday, 24 November 2021 | 01:00 AM

My arse, a sprinkler. I fell asleep one hour ago, then suddenly a urge woke me up. That’s a proper wake up call. I sit on the toilet. I expel some turds, i feel evil inside me. It hurts. Some more turds. It feels like the evil is getting lower and lower, until....

Tuesday, 23 November 2021 | 07:03 AM

I’ve just proclaimed myself, King of my own reign, The Shyt Kingdom. by now I just feel lonely, all alone on my stained white throne. While some little turds bounces off my arse, I will keep waiting for foresters to join my palace. It’s such a crappy place! In the...