Tuesday, 27 July 2021 | 08:59 AM

My poop was so inconsistent this morning I even forgot to mention it. What’s most regarding is what pain causes the air trapped inside my belly. Pretty common to me, yet still raw.

Monday, 26 July 2021 | 08:50 AM

Yesterday I had quite a frenzy dinner, made of several steaks, two beers, chips. At least I dodged ice cream. Assuredly, haven’t slept more than a few hours. Digestion still ongoing. I can’t say I didn’t try… No shit got out this morning. Not even a fart! Now I...

Sunday, 25 July 2021 | 05:39 PM

I spent the last couple of hours drinking litres and litres of water. I needed to clean my insides. During the same amount of time, I kept farting in turmoil, disgusting mayhem coming from my arse. I kept waiting and waiting for the water to take effect until...

Sunday, 25 July 2021 | 09:51 AM

Aaaaaaalll right this is going to hurt. I feel the devil inside me. Utter cream is getting down easily though. Nice and tidy, shit. Nice, a tidal of shit.