Friday, 30 July 2021 | 07:48 AM

Why do we actually clean our toilet after we pooped in it? It’s such a stupid shit! It’s going to be dirty pretty soon! It’s such a selfless move! As I would never be happy at finding the scraps of someone else, why the fuck should I ever leave...

Thursday, 29 July 2021 | 07:48 AM

Today some fresh approach to life. No breakfast, first thing in the morning, the bathroom thing. You know, washing and scenting for the society… that kind of thing. Anyway, I thought my body would have found it weird to have any kind of moment for shitting. I...

Tuesday, 27 July 2021 | 03:14 PM

Basically as soon as my cheeks touched the whiteness of my throne, the shit started sprouting out of me. Such a technologically advanced body I have, and such nice accessories!