Tuesday, 21 September 2021 | 06:02 AM

This morning feels so jazzy… Everything around is still dressed in dark, only a thread of golden light filters through the window, it’s dawn. Summer feels gone, my feet on the pale tiles starting getting cold. Sure enough, this jazz album I am listening to gives...

Monday, 20 September 2021 | 06:29 PM

I have been waiting the whole day for this. My bosses are finally out. I can SQUEEZE MY SHIT OUUUUUUT! GET OUT LITTLE PIECES OF MUD! My day has been pretty harsh today, until now. X

Saturday, 18 September 2021 | 11:24 AM

When I drink too much beer I shit a lot. Basic science. Every time I also feel regretful, and apologetic with my arse. Forgive me God for I have sinned. God is my Arse’s name.