Tuesday, 12 October 2021 | 07:44 AM

Back on the technical stuff. Since I feel crap hidden inside me, I am trying to stimulate it out using this technique of mine (which I don’t think I invented), it consists of stretching my anus in and out alternately. After a few movements, the bowels shall activate,...

Tuesday, 12 October 2021 | 07:34 AM

Well well well, here we go again. I had some beers and I slept less than I firmly need to get through with my day. My belly’s weighted, my shit is still inside. I am constipated. There’s this friend of mine who’s getting abroad, one year in Peru. Very nice indeed!...

Monday, 11 October 2021 | 07:42 PM

Finally, a place to stay stain. My friend leaves for one year in South America, and I had to use his home toilet for a stone shit. I mean, it really feels like I’ve just shat a big pebble. I feel better now btw…

Monday, 11 October 2021 | 04:36 PM

Now that I digested lunch it’s getting harder and harder to hold my farts at work. But I guess I gotta wait… My anus is not as determined though