Monday, 1 November 2021 | 11:20 PM

At first seemed just like I forgot to have a wee in the last few hours.keep peeing… when suddenly! SWOOP! A slippery tird appears! Such a wonderful surprise, this late at night!

Monday, 1 November 2021 | 09:02 AM

🎶Back on shittiiiing, yeeeeah!🎶 My turds are floating. I’ve just felt like I gotta start study hard about shit. Everything about shit!! First thing is, why do they float?? If I want to become the king of shit, I must become a shit expert...

Saturday, 30 October 2021 | 10:08 AM

I don’t like the effects white wine does on me. Yet, my arse kinda love it, look at this perfectly extruded turd it just created! Wonderful! I am still drowsy by the way, my eyes fogged by the hangover, I can’t really enjoy much of this shit session. Can’t even write...